I was planning on packing up all my worldy belongings and put them into storage this weekend. Followed by an extended road trip. Plan’s have changed. No storage unit. No road trip. Something better.

Trauma

So I have a bluetooth head set for my phone and Shaler keeps calling me Lt. ever time I talk on it. I was just on the phone with Aim and he walks by and says, “You picking up anything on the subspace frequencies?”

So Shaler and I were packing again tonight and he found the following document:

We were at a Ben Fold’s concert back 2002 and Shaler and Michelle show up drunk as could be. They actually had to hold each other up they were so drunk and I’m not entirely sure how they made it from Port of Call to House of Blues. When Ben Fold played Song for the Dumped and sang the verse, “Give me my money back, you bitch.” Shaler starts screaming as loud as he could to Rebecca, “Jason is my bitch!” over and over again. Some how in the process of her trying to get him to shut up I got signed over to Shaler.

We were getting some coffee at the PJ’s Coffee in Clearview Mall on Saturday before seeing Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Little did I know that I could get my documents notarized as I ordered coffee.

I’ve found this link that will allow you to create maps of the places you have been to.

Here is where I have been in the US. I have driven to all of the states expect for Massachusetts and Maine.

My European map is much less impressive. I’ve only been to Austria, France, and Hungry. I will have to work on that.

Shaler and I were packing up the kitchen toady. He goes outside to the storage shed to get some boxes to pack up the kitchen. It turns out that we never fully unpacked the boxes when we moved in. Here is what we found in them:

• 1 Unopened bottle of Beaujolais Nouveau - 2003
• 1 Unopened bottle of Champagne
• 1 Mostly consumed bottle of Everclear
• 1 Mostly consumed bottle of Captain Morgan Rum
• 1 Partially consumed bottle of Brandy

Shaler decided to dump out all the booze. Word of advise, do not open a bottle of wine that has been stored in a rather hot place for over a year! Talk about rancid. The same goes for Champagne. Although opening the bottle of Champagne made quite a show. Good thing I had Shaler open it out side.

I knew being a geek would one day pay off.

I’m such an ass when I’m drunk. We meet up with Oscar the other night at One Eyed Jacks to see some band that he liked. Regan and I have never heard of the band before so we asked Oscar what type of music it was when we got there. Oscar described them as a jam band. Which started a drunken rant about how much Regan and I hate jam bands. While we were ranting Oscar goes inside and gets a member of the band to explain to us why we should go inside to see them play. This is what I remember of the conversation.

Oscar introduces the band member to me.
Band Member: “You guys should come inside and see the show.”
Me: “Are you a jam band?”
Band Member: “No not really.”
Me: “Well how short is your shortest song?”
Band Member: “About three minutes.”
Me: “Well how long is your longest song?”
Band Member: “About five minutes.”
Me: “hmmm.”
Band Member mumbles something and storms off.