Volatile Booze

Shaler and I were packing up the kitchen toady. He goes outside to the storage shed to get some boxes to pack up the kitchen. It turns out that we never fully unpacked the boxes when we moved in. Here is what we found in them:

  • 1 Unopened bottle of Beaujolais Nouveau - 2003
  • 1 Unopened bottle of Champagne
  • 1 Mostly consumed bottle of Everclear
  • 1 Mostly consumed bottle of Captain Morgan Rum
  • 1 Partially consumed bottle of Brandy

Shaler decided to dump out all the booze. Word of advise, do not open a bottle of wine that has been stored in a rather hot place for over a year! Talk about rancid. The same goes for Champagne. Although opening the bottle of Champagne made quite a show. Good thing I had Shaler open it out side.

3 Responses to “Volatile Booze”

  1. regan Says:

    Volatile Booze sounds like a band name. Like a really really bad band name.

  2. Doctor_Ew Says:

    You should have used the everclear to power a potato gun.

  3. jparks Says:

    Shaler said that we should have set it on fire instead of dumping it out. But the potato gun would have worked too.

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