Shaler’s Bitch
So Shaler and I were packing again tonight and he found the following document:
We were at a Ben Fold’s concert back 2002 and Shaler and Michelle show up drunk as could be. They actually had to hold each other up they were so drunk and I’m not entirely sure how they made it from Port of Call to House of Blues. When Ben Fold played Song for the Dumped and sang the verse, “Give me my money back, you bitch.” Shaler starts screaming as loud as he could to Rebecca, “Jason is my bitch!” over and over again. Some how in the process of her trying to get him to shut up I got signed over to Shaler.
June 15th, 2005 at 9:08 am
Can Shaler sign you over to me now? I’ll trade him a bottle of whisky for you. Seems like a fair trade, right?
June 15th, 2005 at 10:07 pm
Shaler, I’ll give you a pack of cigarettes for the monkey.
June 15th, 2005 at 10:35 pm
I think Regan might be offering more than that;-)
June 15th, 2005 at 11:21 pm
You are both way over paying.
June 15th, 2005 at 11:29 pm
I’ll go a bottle of whisky, a pack of cigarettes, and you can borrow the bitch once a month.
June 15th, 2005 at 11:31 pm
The problem with your offer is that the bitch will drink the whisky before it’s delivered.
June 15th, 2005 at 11:32 pm
nah, I’ll control him.
June 15th, 2005 at 11:34 pm
and jason should not be insinuating that I’m offering ANYTHING more than I am saying…
June 15th, 2005 at 11:34 pm
Why does everyone try to take my booze away;-(
June 15th, 2005 at 11:35 pm
because you get into enough trouble without it.
June 15th, 2005 at 11:37 pm
such as leaving Jason Cole and I in a strip club.
June 15th, 2005 at 11:38 pm
i didn’t leave you! the damn bartenders wouldn’t serve me so i had to go find alcohol else where. and i might have got a little distracted on the way;-) but i didn’t leave you!
June 15th, 2005 at 11:39 pm
alcohol and a lap dance???
June 15th, 2005 at 11:40 pm
maybe dances;-)
June 15th, 2005 at 11:41 pm
yeah yeah yeah. At least I had a real man with me. One that wouldn’t leave me alone to be mistaken for a stripper.
June 15th, 2005 at 11:42 pm
i came back for you didn’t i. pwwt!
June 15th, 2005 at 11:42 pm
it’s the story of my life.
June 21st, 2005 at 4:10 pm
Once upon a time we were throwing a birthday party for crack monkey’s roommate Partha. I bought that smelly bastard a fifth of Jose Cuervo Gold for a present, but made the mistake of giving it to the monkey to give to him. I might have said “Give him this bottle” and not “Give him this tequila” because all Partha ended up getting was the bottle.
June 21st, 2005 at 4:16 pm
You totally said give Partha the bottle. But you never stated whether it had to be full or not;-)