Vegas
Vegas turned out to be not as exciting as I thought it would be. All the years of watching movies about Vegas and CSI I thought Vegas would be a little more exciting. I didn’t even come close to getting into any trouble. I know that is hard to believe but it’s true!
As most of you know already I asked Regan to marry me while we were in Vegas. I was going to ask her at Picasso but it turned out to not be as intimate of a setting as I thought it would be.
I’ve been informed that I’m not expressing my excitement about my engagement to Regan. Take two. I ASKED REGAN TO MARRY ME IN VEGAS!!!!!!! WAHOOO!!!!!!
July 8th, 2005 at 6:40 pm
geez honey, I’m glad you are so excited about our engagement
July 8th, 2005 at 6:44 pm
yeah, that’s a little better you smart ass.
July 9th, 2005 at 11:46 am
Dude, you’re engaged?! Wow. Congrats to you and the future Mrs. Monkey!
July 9th, 2005 at 12:01 pm
Don’t forget to tell Shaler that he’ll have to sign over your pedigree now that you’re Regan’s bitch, oh, and congrats.
July 10th, 2005 at 9:13 pm
I’ll be expecting my flowers from Shaler when Jason is officially signed over to me…
July 11th, 2005 at 12:47 am
I think after the last asshole flowers incident, Shaler may be reluctant to bring the flowers. I’ll bring over a 6-pack of “sandwich in a bottle” to quote C-Rage.
July 12th, 2005 at 2:38 pm
You know your kids will have tails, right?
July 12th, 2005 at 4:35 pm
oh god, I never thought of that. Well doctors can work miracles with plastic surgery these days.
April 16th, 2006 at 11:17 pm
[…] Shaler moved in with Marija and I decided to become a bum again. I drove to Austin to watch a pre-screening of Serenity and bartered for Jayne Hats. Took a vacation in the Outer Bank and learned how toss a boomerang. Regan and I pissed off a band member of some jam band. As Shaler and I were packing our apartment we found some volatile booze and a letter declaring me his bitch. Decided not to become a bum and move in with Regan instead. Took a vacation to Vegas and asked Regan to marry me. Got my head shaved. I finally got a landline only to have the hurricane destroy it. Got displaced to Austin and gained two new family members. Open sourced the binder. Took a vacation to Europe. Got a new job and moved to the Bay Area. […]