So where did everyone end up?

Running from Hurricane KATRINA! We packed up the animals and are heading west to Austin. Not sure how long it will take us since it took us three hours to get to Baton Rogue…

Two reasons.

1. So I got conned, actually it was more like black mailed, into getting a pedicure. Pedicures are a horrible experience and I suggest you don’t go and get one. The only thing that made the whole experience bearable was the fact the hot girl that was molesting my feet had a low cut shirt and a nice rack.
2. Not only did I get black mailed into a pedicure I also got black mailed into making a post entitled “I’m such her bitch” and explain that I got a pedicure.

*sigh*

Apparently I’ve done something to make the executives at Paramount Pictures to take notice of me. Not only have they taken notice of me but they are concerned that I get regular booty calls. They were very considerate and sent me a post card informing me about a new movie they are releasing in October.

I really didn’t know that Paramount had a studio in the CBD;-)

Back home.

Well I’m off to Gen Con in the morning. Go and take the tests I’ve posted and let me know your results.

It seems to be a day of tests. This time the L5R Clan quiz.

You scored as The Mantis Clan. You are a member of the Mantis Clan! You prefer to do what you please without people giving you orders, and are known for causing trouble. Life is meant to be enjoyed, and you believe people need to loosen up.
The Mantis Clan 100% The Scorpion Clan 83% The Crane Clan 78% The Crab Clan 78% The Unicorn Clan 72% The Dragon Clan 67% The Phoenix Clan 61% The Lion Clan 61% Ronin 56%

Found this test too.

Yours is the most versatile and also the most popular kind of humor. You’ll crack a joke about just about anything, but you’re not mean-spirited or intimidating, so you can get away with it–even when, for example, you bust on Mexicans.

You appreciate a good dirty joke as much as next person, but, over all, you’ve got a brainier approach to humor than most. Now just go out there and write up a routine; it’s likely you’d be good at it.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Dave Chappelle - Rodney Dangerfield

I found this test on someone elses blog and decided to give it a whirl.

So Tangi, the hell spawn that she is, usally doesn’t want to have anything to do with me unless I am trying to work at my desk. She loves to sit on my keyboard and prevent me from doing any work. If I try to move her I get attacked and hissed at and then she proceeds to try to sit on the laptop’s keyboard. Of course this doesn’t work and I have to shoo her away again. To save me from being attacked twice I put a clip board on the laptop’s keyboard. Now it is her favorite place to take a nap.

So I got my land line installed toady and realized that I do not have a phone;-(

I get asked this while I was drunk over the week-end:

regan: If you could save me or Lily(the dog) from a burning building who would you save?
jparks: I would throw Lily and pick you up.
regan: THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER WAS ME!

I think I got yelled at for saying that I would throw the dog too. I SO CAN’T WIN!

I haven’t a clue as to what this website is but it has neat graphs!-)

So I go across the lake yesterday to see my sister’s new baby, damn breeders, and I ask my brother if he could shave my head. He said my mom would do it and I asked him if he had a 1/2″ guard and he said all he had was a 1/8″ guard. Stupid me, I believe him and said fine and go ahead and shave it. Half way through my mom shaving my head he said that he was kidding and he had a full set of guards. After getting his well earned purple nurple he pointed out that I would have done the same thing to him.

[UPDATE]: Look here for proof.