I’m such her bitch…

Two reasons.

  1. So I got conned, actually it was more like black mailed, into getting a pedicure. Pedicures are a horrible experience and I suggest you don’t go and get one. The only thing that made the whole experience bearable was the fact the hot girl that was molesting my feet had a low cut shirt and a nice rack.
  2. Not only did I get black mailed into a pedicure I also got black mailed into making a post entitled “I’m such her bitch” and explain that I got a pedicure.

*sigh*

15 Responses to “I’m such her bitch…”

  1. regan Says:

    I own you, bitch.

  2. oscarlovescrawfish Says:

    Oh my fucking God! You’re fired!!

  3. jparks Says:

    at least there was a hot girl touching my feet involved. oh did i mention that she was asian.

  4. oscarlovescrawfish Says:

    Whatever, go put some polish on those nails twinkle toes.

  5. regan Says:

    hey don’t be mean to my bitch!

  6. Stacey Says:

    HAhahahahahaha NICE, Jason. I only hope your polish matches your Birkenstocks.

  7. Doctor_Ew Says:

    Crack Monkey, you need to go out and eat some raw beef to make up for this one.

  8. jparks Says:

    And buy some power tools. Although for some reason I’ve been forbidden to buy a staple gun. Something about she doesn’t want to come home and see the animals stapled to the wall…

  9. regan Says:

    NO STAPLE GUN.

    If I come home and find you and the animals stuck to the walls I’m going to release the animals, but not you.

  10. jparks Says:

    wow! you really give me too much credit. if i managed to staple the animals and myself to the wall i would be da man! hmmm…i wonder if i could do it…

  11. regan Says:

    (crying silently to herself)

  12. Stacey Says:

    Better than duct-taping your helpless roommates to lamps. *cough* DREW *cough*

  13. regan Says:

    I’ll fess up here, I once taped a camper at the Girl Scout camp I worked at to a pole. We made her stand on a chair, duct taped her to said pole and then removed the chair. After nearly peeing on myself from laughing we turned out the lights and left her hanging there.

  14. Doctor_Ew Says:

    I dunno, I’d rather be duct taped to something that stapled to it.

    Jason, keep in mind that a NAIL GUN is different than a STAPLE GUN. Bwah hah hah.

  15. regan Says:

    DREW! DON’T GIVE HIM IDEAS!

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