I’m such her bitch…
Two reasons.
- So I got conned, actually it was more like black mailed, into getting a pedicure. Pedicures are a horrible experience and I suggest you don’t go and get one. The only thing that made the whole experience bearable was the fact the hot girl that was molesting my feet had a low cut shirt and a nice rack.
- Not only did I get black mailed into a pedicure I also got black mailed into making a post entitled “I’m such her bitch” and explain that I got a pedicure.
*sigh*
August 24th, 2005 at 4:47 pm
I own you, bitch.
August 24th, 2005 at 9:29 pm
Oh my fucking God! You’re fired!!
August 24th, 2005 at 10:36 pm
at least there was a hot girl touching my feet involved. oh did i mention that she was asian.
August 24th, 2005 at 11:18 pm
Whatever, go put some polish on those nails twinkle toes.
August 25th, 2005 at 12:38 am
hey don’t be mean to my bitch!
August 25th, 2005 at 10:24 am
HAhahahahahaha NICE, Jason. I only hope your polish matches your Birkenstocks.
August 25th, 2005 at 3:14 pm
Crack Monkey, you need to go out and eat some raw beef to make up for this one.
August 25th, 2005 at 3:18 pm
And buy some power tools. Although for some reason I’ve been forbidden to buy a staple gun. Something about she doesn’t want to come home and see the animals stapled to the wall…
August 25th, 2005 at 4:07 pm
NO STAPLE GUN.
If I come home and find you and the animals stuck to the walls I’m going to release the animals, but not you.
August 25th, 2005 at 4:09 pm
wow! you really give me too much credit. if i managed to staple the animals and myself to the wall i would be da man! hmmm…i wonder if i could do it…
August 25th, 2005 at 4:16 pm
(crying silently to herself)
August 25th, 2005 at 5:06 pm
Better than duct-taping your helpless roommates to lamps. *cough* DREW *cough*
August 25th, 2005 at 5:13 pm
I’ll fess up here, I once taped a camper at the Girl Scout camp I worked at to a pole. We made her stand on a chair, duct taped her to said pole and then removed the chair. After nearly peeing on myself from laughing we turned out the lights and left her hanging there.
August 26th, 2005 at 9:10 am
I dunno, I’d rather be duct taped to something that stapled to it.
Jason, keep in mind that a NAIL GUN is different than a STAPLE GUN. Bwah hah hah.
August 26th, 2005 at 9:39 am
DREW! DON’T GIVE HIM IDEAS!