I’m bored
Wednesday, December 28th, 2005I have the entire week off and Regan has to work for most of it. Which is more of a problem for her than it is for me. I don’t see any one all day so as soon as she gets home I am in super jparks aggravating mode. I feel sorry for her because I am so annoying sometimes that I annoy myself.
Regan usually as quite a few stories about what some moron said or did while she was at work. She always has a funny or witty response for the idiots when they do or say something retarded. I always ask her if she actually told them that or not, but her response is always a disappointing “no”. I lecture her all the time on how she should actually say what she is thinking because that’s what I would have done. Which her response has always been something like, “I’m glad you don’t work retail because you would get slapped, kicked, hit, fired, maimed, shot, trampled, etc..” Yesterday she was extremely exhausted and actually told me to go and get a part time job. She explained that it would solve my boredom by getting me out of the house and interacting with people. Plus I would be aggravating and telling off all the idiots and I wouldn’t have to annoy her when she got home. Appealing to the inner scientist in me, she suggested that it would be a grand experiment to see what it would take to get me fired from a part time job. Oh she fights dirty sometimes;-) I think might actually try this because it sounds fun. Plus I finally watched Jackass for the first time over the weekend and I feel like doing something retarded.
So what should I go apply at first? Regan suggested Borders but I think she just wants me to put the competition out of business;-)