Oh Winter coat, I shall miss you

Today is Groundhog day. This is a day that has been much anticipated here in the Parks’ household. Why? This Winter the only way Regan would let me grow out my beard, better known as my Winter coat, was that come Spring I would shave off my entire beard. Yes, my entire beard! No goatee. No mustache. No mutton chops. It had to all go.

While Spring officially doesn’t come until the end of March, this hasn’t stopped Regan from asking “Is it Spring yet?” A few weeks ago when she asked is it Spring yet, I told her that we would know when Spring was going to be on Groundhog Day. I made an error here. I thought the legend said that if the groundhog didn’t see his shadow that winter would be extended longer than it normally is. While in reality, which sometimes I don’t pay attention to, if the groundhog did see his shadow then Spring would come early. I have to start paying attention to things!

Right now the following groundhogs have seen their shadow, Punxsutawney Phil, Staten Island Chuck, Wiarton Willie, Shubenacadie Sam and General Beauregard Lee. Which means that I will be shaving my Winter coat soon;-(

3 Responses to “Oh Winter coat, I shall miss you”

  1. regan Says:

    You seem to be confused, you’re not shaving your beard off, the guy at the men’s salon will be doing it for you with a straight blade razor thing. You’re getting the whole treatment! I’m going make the appointment right now…

  2. Jason Parks Says:

    *sigh*

  3. shaler Says:

    Yay. Get his toes done too!

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