jham: I needed a long sentence.
me: I got a long sentence for your mom, if you know what I mean.
jham: Yeah, you’re all talk.

Me: I got two words for you(Jeff), “DUMB ASS!”
Joe: Dumbass is one word.

I don’t think the “Your MOM!” jokes will ever stop now.

Me: I like the back-end server.
Jeff: Your mom likes the back-end!
Justin: Your mom is a back-end server.

Marty to me: Can the adults get back to thier conversation?
Me: That was a pretty good burn.
Marty: It was old, dirty, and cheap but it works.
Me: Just like Jeff’s mom!

Jeff is checking into his hotel room
Best Western Receptionist: “Oh I can’t put you in that room. You don’t look handicap to me.”
Me: “Oh but he is!”
Jeff hangs is head in shame.
Best Western Receptionist: “That’s so mean! Is he your friend?”
Jeff: “No, colleague.”
My turn to check into my hotel room
Best Western Receptionist: “Are you sure you had a reservation at this hotel?-)”