I’m such an ass when I’m drunk. We meet up with Oscar the other night at One Eyed Jacks to see some band that he liked. Regan and I have never heard of the band before so we asked Oscar what type of music it was when we got there. Oscar described them as a jam band. Which started a drunken rant about how much Regan and I hate jam bands. While we were ranting Oscar goes inside and gets a member of the band to explain to us why we should go inside to see them play. This is what I remember of the conversation.

Oscar introduces the band member to me.
Band Member: “You guys should come inside and see the show.”
Me: “Are you a jam band?”
Band Member: “No not really.”
Me: “Well how short is your shortest song?”
Band Member: “About three minutes.”
Me: “Well how long is your longest song?”
Band Member: “About five minutes.”
Me: “hmmm.”
Band Member mumbles something and storms off.