So I go across the lake yesterday to see my sister’s new baby, damn breeders, and I ask my brother if he could shave my head. He said my mom would do it and I asked him if he had a 1/2″ guard and he said all he had was a 1/8″ guard. Stupid me, I believe him and said fine and go ahead and shave it. Half way through my mom shaving my head he said that he was kidding and he had a full set of guards. After getting his well earned purple nurple he pointed out that I would have done the same thing to him.

[UPDATE]: Look here for proof.