Hi all, it’s Regan. I would post this on my blog but I really think it will be better appreciated here.

Conversation from last night staring jparks and myself.

me: “Jason you don’t know how to flirt.”
jparks: “Whatever! I flirt with girls all the time.”
me: Actually I had no words and I just stared at him open mouthed. What a moron.

Thanks to Hurricane Katrina I have to re-buy my home office so that I can get some work done. The first major piece of furniture that I need is an office chair. For those of you that work at a computer for more than a couple of hours a day understand the importance of having a nice chair(if you don’t have a good chair you may end up looking like this guy.) I convinced Regan to let me just go ahead and buy a good office chair instead of getting a chair from Office Depot that will most likely hurt my back. Say hello to Mirra.

Where’s the trap you ask? Apparently if I spend a lot of money on an essential item that I need for work it entitles Regan to something expensive too. So say hello to Maple.

I get asked this while I was drunk over the week-end:

regan: If you could save me or Lily(the dog) from a burning building who would you save?
jparks: I would throw Lily and pick you up.
regan: THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER WAS ME!

I think I got yelled at for saying that I would throw the dog too. I SO CAN’T WIN!

Regan: Hey some guy told me I was beautiful in Wal-mart.
Me: Why did he do that?
I start looking for my shovel.